remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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