oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Drunk is not a location!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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