I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
did i walk over a car last night?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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