Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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