this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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