69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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