omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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