How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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