if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
i need some magic done to my vagina
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize