Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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