is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize
