I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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