we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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