Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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