doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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