Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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