the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
