she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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