what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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