UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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