I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
either way he was missing a nipple.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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