That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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