Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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