I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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