We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Bring me that man meat
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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