I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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