It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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