i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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