She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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