White coat. Heels.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize