Did you just see the Batmobile???
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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