READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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