So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
