I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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