is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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