420 ftw
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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