ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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