just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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