Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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