no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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