it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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