You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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