Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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