I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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