it hurts more in the daytime
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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