If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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