i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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