I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
