You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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