This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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