wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Randomize
