Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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