I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
