you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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